Blue on Blue
Are you people familiar with the Kappa Rap? If not, throw your computer in the garbage because you do not deserve the privilege of ownership. Or you can just watch it right now. You choose. Anyways, I...
View ArticleLessons From the Runway of Cool
Greetings, brethren. Welcome to today's outfit. Was it organically crafted and birthed (birthed?!) from the core of my very own psyche? Well, I thought so. But then I drank 2 lattes and it hit me: I...
View ArticleShaken, Not Stirred
GUYS. WE NEED TO TALK. I think we all know what I'm referring to.It's the elephant in the room, by which I mean, the SEQUINED MARTINI on my chest. We've all been there, right? WHO HASN'T sported a...
View ArticleMammoth Pre-Spring Shopping Guide
The other day, I nodded my head knowingly when my friend turned to me and announced, "Well, it's that time of year." Uh huh. I totally agreed. Turns out, she was thinking about needing a vacation. I...
View ArticleAll Hail
CARA CARA CARA CARA. You follow me?Or, as I like to call her, THE FACE OF NOW. If you noticed anything about Fashion Weeks NY and L, you probably noticed Cara Delevingne simply because, well, she was...
View ArticleToday in Phenomena
Hiiiiiii!!!!!! Yesterday I read the most fantasticular article on why Girls Type Like Thissss. Please go read it, then come back and overanalyze everything I've ever written. It'll be FUNNNN! Speaking...
View ArticleThe Origins of Classic
If you read this blog, you're probably aware that my style is not exactly, well, one-note. I like mixing patterns, piling on layers, and abusing color like it's a drug and I'm a crack baby.However, I...
View ArticleDestiny's Child: Weather and Leather Edition
HEY. So, I had my outfit all planned for today and it involved suede and it was gonna be great (when is it not?), but then, DESTINY happened.By destiny, I mean London weather. It rained (I provided the...
View ArticleI Fought the Law
HOLY MOTHER WHITE PANTS IN FEBRUARY!Hells to the uh huh. I know, I know, I'm a warrior for change. So what else is fun and exciting? My new beanie that's what. It's alternative yet perky. Like Zooey...
View ArticleFor Your Consideration
No proper post today, alas, but WHO wants to be Kanye's face with me?? Eh? Easter Sunday 2013? Anyone?
View ArticleWhat I Want to Read
Here’s a thought: individual Internet browsing history is today’s unintentional diary of selfhood. It’s intimate, it’s true, and it’s often embarrassing. More importantly, if digested as a whole, it...
View ArticleShop the Street
What's the best part about fashion week month? Not the Cara Delevingne candids, or the front row royalty, or even the trendspotting for next season. IT'S THE STREET STYLE, YO. The cement stomping...
View ArticleMultiple Personality Disorder
HERE I AM: your friendly neighborhood flapper con farmhand con boy in need of advice. Allow me to break it down for you (to the beat of Harlem Shake, not to be confused with Harling Shaking).Do the...
View ArticlePlaying Catchup: Deets on London and Milan
I gave you New York Fashion Week, and now I give you London and Milan, straight from the contents of my cranium. Woot woot. Once again, I'm delivering this info in bite size, because I'm all about...
View ArticleHow Studying Abroad Changed the Way I Think About My Closet
I flew from Miami to London a little more than two months ago with two suitcases and a backpack in tow. I tried to pack like a wannabe travel veteran on the fly -- good walking shoes, jeans, sweaters,...
View ArticleIt's Not Over Until It's Over
Okay, yeah, it's over. And it was maj. Paris Fashion Week came, saw, and conquered my preconceptions of everything I thought I wanted to wear this fall. The best and possibly worst part of PFW is that...
View ArticleHi, Bye
Quick outfit post today because I am rushing off to St. Paul's Cathedral for a rave. JK I'm going to watch my high school choir sing at Evensong. TOMAYTO, TOMAYTO, YO DAWG.Happy Tuesday.IBC skirt, Zara...
View ArticleThat Looks Familiar
ANDDDDD in contention for the best thing since sliced bread.......PART NOUVEAU: a freshly launched blog that makes genius comparisons between fashion/art statements of the past and their modern...
View ArticleEvolution of Style
When I was a youngling, I was a genuine purveyor of flawless (and age-appropriate) style. I don't claim this accolade lightly. I swear I looked awesome and ready for a Christmas card at ANY AND ALL...
View ArticleLinks à la Mode
HEY SEXY FREAKS. Get out your cymbals, yo. Not only is today day 1 of the weekend, but I also have some smokin' cool info for those of you who a) love the internet, b) love fashion, c) love...
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