HEY. So, I had my outfit all planned for today and it involved suede and it was gonna be great (when is it not?), but then, DESTINY happened.
By destiny, I mean London weather. It rained (I provided the arrow. You do the rest.) And, when it rained, the sidewalks got wet. And, when they got wet, they remained wet. Poetry, man. This city is dank city. See what I did there?
Anyways, I decided to spare my suede shoes and reevaluate.
And THIS is what happens when I get dressed on the fly: I decide to layer not one but TWO skirts over my pants. Hey, I've graduated!
Here's an inside look at this carnival of innovation. It's like Bodies: The Exhibition except instead of muscles and bones, you've got leather and confusion. Learning is fun!
Don't be fooled by my denim dad shirt. There's a world of intrigue underneath it.
Remember that time when your skin matched your hair which matched the wall and your lips looked like freelancing two-timers?
Oh btw this is me auditioning for the part of Zach Galifanakis's sexy companion on Between Two Ferns.
And this is me being over it because some jerk was all "DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A FERN LOOKS LIKE??" **
**If you chose today to visit this blog for the first time ever... heyyyyyyyy (gentle crescendo) take a chance on me, [subsequent ABBA lyrics redacted because gripping anxiety is the new YOLO].
Alice and Olivia sweater (sold out), Zara denim shirt (in stores), Anthropologie peplum tank (similar here), Nanette Lepore black leather skirt (here in brown), Nanette Lepore red leather skirt, Zara faux leather leggings, H&M socks, Zara shoes, freak by Harling trademark pending.